Archive for the ‘Fail’ Category

Wiley – Swimming

June 2, 2009

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SMH @ this.  It uses a frog sample and a violin loop which add up to create, what can only be described as, an attempt by Wiley at a summer club anthem.  Still, I bet someone creates a “swimming skank” for this.

Wiley – Swimming

Sidenote: This isn’t on Race Against Time.

Video: Charles Hamilton Gets Clapped

May 24, 2009

Damn this dude makes real good music and even seems to freestyle pretty well but after his abortion remarks and talking about  hittin’ it raw, she then flips and claps dude right in the jaw.  Roffle.

Update:

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.gif scouted @ Nah Right

Video: How Not To Rap

May 16, 2009
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SMH.  I’m sure Andre would be proud…

Sidenote: chica to the right > chica to the left

Video: Westwood Trying To Flirt

May 16, 2009

Chantelle: We’re gonna have dinner actually

Westwood: Yeah, the sandwich is in there and cans of coke, but we’ll have that afterwards when we relax

*dead*

T.I. To Surrender Himself

May 15, 2009

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T.I. has eleven days to report to his one year and one day prison sentence  – and we know where he’s going

T.I., real name Clifford Joseph Harris Jr., will surrender himself to a low security prison in Forrest City, Arkansas by noon on May 26.

No special treatment here as he’ll likely have a roomie, be kept in the general population, which includes about 1,500 inmates, and be assigned to work detail.

In March, Atlanta federal court sentenced the 28-year-old rapper on federal weapons charge.

scouted @ TMZ

Eminem Peed On Mariah

May 14, 2009

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Mariah Carey must be one of the few people upset that Eminem is back on the airwaves.

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Michael Jackson Tour Could Be Cancelled

May 13, 2009

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The King of Pop’s tour could be cancelled before it even begins apparently.

Michael Jackson’s 50 gig tour date at London’s O2 could be potentially stopped due to other contractual obligations. Reports say that Jackson has signed a contract with AllGood Entertainment that prevents him from performing live until 2010. 

AllGood Entertainment claims that he signed the contract to perform in a reunion concert with The Jackson 5 – along with his sister Janet Jackson – for July 2010. They have now sent MicJac a cease and desist which could stop him from performing on UK Shores due to the claims that he would not perform until 2010 with the whole Jackson clan.  According to TMZ, Jackson had no knowledge of signing the contract for a family tour reunion, but TMZ did reveal it was signed by MJ’s manger on his behalf.

 Earlier this year Jacko announced his 50 gig tour at London’s O2 as a final farwell to the music and entertainment biz.

SMH, there’s always some controversy with this guy but he’s still the greatest musician ever.

scouted @ RWD

Topless pictures of Cassie leaked

May 8, 2009

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Apparently someone “hacked” her computer and leaked these images.  I’m not mad, how could I be, I’m just saying publicity stunts go a long way…

Hit the jump for the pictures.

Update: Another picture has leaked of Cassie but this time it’s a little bit more southernly based.  I’m not posting it because this isn’t a pornography blog, but you can view it here.

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Gooner hangs himself after Man Utd match

May 6, 2009

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I really don’t understand why, but it must be gambling related.  If this guy had a family and left behind kids, its probably best they didn’t have a coward to raise them anymore.  Yeah, I just said that.

An Arsenal fan hung himself following his team’s 4-1 aggregate drubbing by arch-rivals Manchester United in the Champions League semi-final, police said.

More on this after the jump.

Previously: Road to Rome 2009

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Nas & Kelis Divorce Papers

May 1, 2009

nasandkelisdivorce11Nasir lost.

scouted @ VIBE

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